Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die (Hardcover)

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Free yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak!
 
Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use.
 
Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:
  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

 
Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

About the Author


Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She is also the author of Tidy the F*ck Up. Messi lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular. 
 

Praise For…


Praise for Messie Condo's Tidy the F*ck Up

“Practical, salty, unvarnished advice about making your space your happy place—and maybe doing some emotional work on yourself while you’re at it. . . . Messie Condo feels your pain . . . but she’s not going to tolerate your bellyaching.” —Wired

 
Product Details
ISBN: 9781510774735
ISBN-10: 1510774734
Publisher: Skyhorse
Publication Date: January 3rd, 2023
Pages: 192
Language: English